Change @ PumpHouse....

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When the escalator wuz installed at the Pump House Saloon,
the saloon personnel served brandy to customers who felt faint while riding it.
Therefore, from now on, only "BOB's BEST" will be offered to all escalator riders to tha gaming tables, etc.
Thank you.
(Watch yer step pleeze)
GG/BG/WP et al



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warpig883
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Who the heck was giving Brandy to anyone in the Pump House? We will not have any of that rot gut vile drink on the property!


Step up to the bar. Warpig is back from vacation and drinks are on me.
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Dang right, and to the staff:
from :BG & Piggy
here as known as the owners:
The elixer will be watered down by 20 additional % and the price will be raised by an additiona 33%, do to the cost of Soucial desease insurance for the staff. If we do not start showing a better proffit pretty quick, we will have to down size and Piggy and I will have to run things by hand, so get off ya'll duff push them high dollar drinks, especially the ones with the pink umbrilla's in um and show a little more leg, thank you!
the Management!
Tread On Me, But, Leave My DONUT Alone! !


BlackGUN

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Well, sounds like you need to add some volunteers to the hoochie-mamma staff. Here a gen-u-wine Texas gal...


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Doc, you must have taken that picture of meantome, the last time we were over to yer house. She oes look better, with her cloths off though!
Tread On Me, But, Leave My DONUT Alone! !


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I've tried 5 times to post ---- right here!
AFTER I type everything and go to post it ---- I'm notified that "Registered Users" only can post...
What in the ding dong bat is there that I can do?????
Charlie D
Registered User TFF @ "The Pump House Saloon Comedy Forum"


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Woa Doc, she must of sucked one too many sour grapes.
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I wish we would have known about the insurance for the social diseases before.
We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans... -- Bill Clinton, US President (USA Today, 11 Mar 1993, page 2a)

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Awe, dern it!!Ya told another`n ta put the alum on`er 'lips'......didnt ya?
(Spoken in a gentlemanly southern accent,surprisingly like Val Kilmer in his role as Doc Holliday)

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she looks like she's chewing of some of that bubble-gum in the mens room

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Nuthin atall ta CRAB about!

Charlie D
Anibodi see Orkan?