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06-03-2009, 01:26 AM
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Maybe Marlin has not heard this one?
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, ' Yes, Nurse Tracy , ' said Mr. Wallace. ' My Private Part died today, and I am very sad. ' Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, She replied, ' Oh, I ' m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences. ' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part Hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. ' Mr. Wallace, ' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas. ' ' But, Nurse Tracy I can't, ' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. ' Yes, ' said Nurse Tracy, ' you did tell me that, But why is it hanging out of your pajamas? ' (You've gotta love this .) ' Well, ' he replied, ' Today is the viewing. '
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06-05-2009, 05:08 AM
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Re: Maybe Marlin has not heard this one?
LOL so i take it, it was open casket!!! HA HA HA
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