Subject: Government Work - The Firearms Forum

Admin · 10-02-2003, 08:31 PM

Got this from Bree/AKA-Mesen

A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?" The guy says,
"Why yes, in fact, I served two tours inVietnam." "Good,"
says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you
have any service-related disabilities?" The guy says, "In
fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion
removed my private parts so they declared me disabled,
it doesn't affect my ability to work, though." "Sorry to hear
about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I
can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come
on in about 10, and we'll get you started." The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come
at 10?" "Well, here at the government, we don't do anything
but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of your coming in for that."

10-02-2003, 08:31 PM	#1
Admin Site Network Webmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Site Control Panel Posts: 11,654	Subject: Government Work Got this from Bree/AKA-Mesen A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?" The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours inVietnam." "Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?" The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though." "Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started." The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?" "Well, here at the government, we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of your coming in for that." --> Last edited by Admin; 10-02-2003 at 08:35 PM..