Johnny strikes again

[ibtrukn]

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the
stranger
turned to Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that
flights will go much quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss????"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But
let
me first ask you a question. "A horse, a cow, and a deer, all eat
grass. The same stuff. Yet deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

[crazyarcher]

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candybar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." "Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" "No" replied Little Johnny, "he minded his own damn business!!"

Little Johnny is my hero,CA