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Old 02-20-2006, 07:38 AM   #1
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Default The Girlfriend

The boyfriend walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says,
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies, "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The boyfriend looks at his girlfriend and says, "I wasn't talking to you".
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:41 PM   #2
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C' est trés, trés, tr,es MMAAAALLLLL, Muley ! ! ! !
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Old 02-21-2006, 12:46 PM   #3
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EEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! That's awful!!!!(funny but awful)
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