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oscarmayer · 09-13-2010, 11:44 AM

> Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a
> young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said,
>
> "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must
> abstain from having sex for two weeks."
>
> The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The
> pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to
> abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
>
> The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor."
>
> "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The
> pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you
> able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
>
> The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week
> I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we
> made it."
>
> "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The
> pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were
> you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
>
> "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks"
> the young man replied sadly.
>
> "What Happened?" inquired the pastor.
>
> "My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and
> dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with
> lust and took advantage of her right there."
>
> "You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in
> our church," stated the pastor.
>
> "We know," said the young man, "we're not welcome at Home Depot
> anymore either."
>

ampaterry · 09-13-2010, 12:19 PM

Fantastic!!!!!!!

Crpdeth · 09-13-2010, 01:51 PM

lol!

Popgunner · 09-17-2010, 11:06 AM

Loved that one!

wpage · 09-17-2010, 04:55 PM

Wish they would ban my wife at Home Depo

09-13-2010, 11:44 AM	#1
oscarmayer Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Contributor Posts: 2,387	oh to be young again :) > Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a > young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, > > "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must > abstain from having sex for two weeks." > > The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The > pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to > abstain from sex for the two weeks?" > > The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor." > > "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The > pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you > able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" > > The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week > I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we > made it." > > "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The > pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were > you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" > > "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks" > the young man replied sadly. > > "What Happened?" inquired the pastor. > > "My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and > dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with > lust and took advantage of her right there." > > "You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in > our church," stated the pastor. > > "We know," said the young man, "we're not welcome at Home Depot > anymore either." > -->

09-13-2010, 12:19 PM	#2
ampaterry TFF Admin Staff Chaplain Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Tennessee Contributor Posts: 6,291	Re: oh to be young again :) Fantastic!!!!!!! __________________ A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders. Larry Elder

09-13-2010, 01:51 PM	#3
Crpdeth Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Location: Location Contributor Posts: 8,247	Re: oh to be young again :) lol! __________________ Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there. ~Eric Hoffer

09-17-2010, 11:06 AM	#4
Popgunner Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Contributor Posts: 1,764	Re: oh to be young again :) Loved that one!

09-17-2010, 04:55 PM	#5
wpage Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,471	Re: oh to be young again :) Wish they would ban my wife at Home Depo __________________ "You shall recieve power" Acts 1:8 W