Saturday Night Live's "Pat" nominated for Supreme Court. - The Firearms Forum

bluesea112 · 05-10-2010, 08:49 AM

After all these years, we finally learn "Pat's" real name. Elena Kagan

Is it a male or female? Only the good Lord knows if it has a "thingy" or a set of "utters", because no mortal man or woman has the courage or will to find out.
What we do know is that it is ugly, it's liberal, and it wants to take your guns.

red14 · 05-10-2010, 09:14 AM

'Croccodile Dundee' (the first movie) had a very effective method for finding out.

cycloneman · 05-10-2010, 09:22 AM

I hear it has a bumper sticker on its car and this is what it says

GOT BOTH?

pinecone70 · 05-10-2010, 09:36 AM

Oh eeeeeeeewwwwwww.....

Prizefighter · 05-10-2010, 01:23 PM

Whoops, didn't spot this thread, and started one of my own. But like I posted there, folks don't seem to be positive about how she'll affect the court.

Incidentally, I know it was a joke, but Pat was actually played by Julia Sweeney.

45nut · 05-10-2010, 01:44 PM

When did this "gal" cease being a man? Lord have mercy, she looks like the love child of Janet Reno and Janet Napalitano.

Terry_P · 05-10-2010, 02:05 PM

If you look up "butt ugly" in the dictionary you see her picture.

red14 · 05-10-2010, 02:13 PM

Belushi.

pinecone70 · 05-10-2010, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 45nut

When did this "gal" cease being a man? Lord have mercy, she looks like the love child of Janet Reno and Janet Napalitano.

I almost regurgitated some coffee....

Terry_P · 05-10-2010, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 45nut

When did this "gal" cease being a man? Lord have mercy, she looks like the love child of Janet Reno and Janet Napalitano.

Don't worry though the donor was David Souter so she's qualified.

45nut · 05-10-2010, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by pinecone70

I almost regurgitated some coffee....

Not through your nose??!!

pinecone70 · 05-10-2010, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 45nut

Not through your nose??!!

Why, no. Lucky for you!

45nut · 05-10-2010, 02:46 PM

http://www.breitbart.tv/sen-sessions...-from-harvard/

hogger129 · 05-10-2010, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluesea112

After all these years, we finally learn "Pat's" real name. Elena Kagan

Is it a male or female? Only the good Lord knows if it has a "thingy" or a set of "utters", because no mortal man or woman has the courage or will to find out.
What we do know is that it is ugly, it's liberal, and it wants to take your guns.

How is "it" qualified for Supreme Court? I say "it" because in this case we're not sure if it's male or female or if it has a brain.

navis128 · 05-10-2010, 09:03 PM

So this one time this friend of mine and I got dressed down by this female chief for not saluting the officer she was walking with.

Well we couldn't very well say...Sorry chief, we were distracted by the STASH you're sportin'

wyoredot · 05-10-2010, 09:15 PM

That is too funny! and priceless! This new nominee should probably be watched closely, being a pal of the clintonians and obummer both...Also, because it was a teacher that qualifies it to be a JUDGE???

wpage · 05-11-2010, 06:21 AM

We need real Judges not academics on the Supreme court. No more Harvard deans!

navis128 · 05-11-2010, 08:13 AM

I have a question...wasn't just recently that the BO Admin was dissing on heavy people? Tried to make them the next target, but it went over like the lead balloon it should have. Probably 'cause it wouldn't do Michelle any harm to slim those hips down a bit herself.

She's rather thick, don't you think?

From what I understand she's been a lawyer, but I don't trust ANYTHING coming out of this admin, that's for sure.

05-10-2010, 08:49 AM	#1
bluesea112 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: West, TX Contributor Posts: 1,257	Saturday Night Live's "Pat" nominated for Supreme Court. After all these years, we finally learn "Pat's" real name. Elena Kagan Is it a male or female? Only the good Lord knows if it has a "thingy" or a set of "utters", because no mortal man or woman has the courage or will to find out. What we do know is that it is ugly, it's liberal, and it wants to take your guns. -->

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red14 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N FLA Posts: 3,913	Re: Saturday Night Live's "Pat" nominated for Supreme Court. 'Croccodile Dundee' (the first movie) had a very effective method for finding out. __________________ I never argue, I state my opinion, and support my position.

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cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,404	Re: Saturday Night Live's "Pat" nominated for Supreme Court. I hear it has a bumper sticker on its car and this is what it says GOT BOTH? __________________ Who are you going to serve today?

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pinecone70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Minnesota Gal! Posts: 4,730	Re: Saturday Night Live's "Pat" nominated for Supreme Court. Oh eeeeeeeewwwwwww..... __________________ _____________________________________________ "Miss Scarlet, in the library...with a revolver...."

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Prizefighter V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: North Carolina Contributor Posts: 412	Re: Saturday Night Live's "Pat" nominated for Supreme Court. Whoops, didn't spot this thread, and started one of my own. But like I posted there, folks don't seem to be positive about how she'll affect the court. Incidentally, I know it was a joke, but Pat was actually played by Julia Sweeney. Last edited by Prizefighter; 05-10-2010 at 01:24 PM..

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45nut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,428	Re: Saturday Night Live's "Pat" nominated for Supreme Court. When did this "gal" cease being a man? Lord have mercy, she looks like the love child of Janet Reno and Janet Napalitano. __________________ A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. Shane Nemo me impune lacesset We recall the case of the Shoshone war band which showed up complete with one 30-30 rifle per man the week after Pearl Harbor, and simply wanted to have the enemy pointed out to them. "We hear there's a war going on and we want to go fight it." Jeff Cooper *KCCO*

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Terry_P Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NH Posts: 2,513	Re: Saturday Night Live's "Pat" nominated for Supreme Court. If you look up "butt ugly" in the dictionary you see her picture. __________________ NRA and NAHC Life "Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms." -Aristotle

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red14 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N FLA Posts: 3,913	Re: Saturday Night Live's "Pat" nominated for Supreme Court. Belushi. __________________ I never argue, I state my opinion, and support my position.

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45nut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,428	Re: Saturday Night Live's "Pat" nominated for Supreme Court. http://www.breitbart.tv/sen-sessions...-from-harvard/ __________________ A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. Shane Nemo me impune lacesset We recall the case of the Shoshone war band which showed up complete with one 30-30 rifle per man the week after Pearl Harbor, and simply wanted to have the enemy pointed out to them. "We hear there's a war going on and we want to go fight it." Jeff Cooper *KCCO*

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navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: Saturday Night Live's "Pat" nominated for Supreme Court. So this one time this friend of mine and I got dressed down by this female chief for not saluting the officer she was walking with. Well we couldn't very well say...Sorry chief, we were distracted by the STASH you're sportin' __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence

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wpage Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,471	Re: Saturday Night Live's "Pat" nominated for Supreme Court. We need real Judges not academics on the Supreme court. No more Harvard deans! __________________ "You shall recieve power" Acts 1:8 W

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navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: Saturday Night Live's "Pat" nominated for Supreme Court. I have a question...wasn't just recently that the BO Admin was dissing on heavy people? Tried to make them the next target, but it went over like the lead balloon it should have. Probably 'cause it wouldn't do Michelle any harm to slim those hips down a bit herself. She's rather thick, don't you think? From what I understand she's been a lawyer, but I don't trust ANYTHING coming out of this admin, that's for sure. __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence