Kennedy to the rescue
Kennedy to the rescue (Pic follows text)
In typical Liberal "Blame Bush" mode, shocked by the widespread suffering of those displaced from their homes by the flooding in New Orleans following Hurricane Katrina, and again by the levee failures in the aftermath of Rita, Senator Edward Kennedy (D-Mass.) volunteered to plug one of the holes in the Lake Pontchartrain levee.
"The Bush Administration has failed to stem the tide of this cataclysm," said Kennedy. "I have had some experience with aquatic mishaps in the Martha's Vineyard area....(glub glub). This experience will bolster me in this hour of desperation as I plug one of the leaks myself."
President Bush praised Senator Kennedy's decision.
"I think it's mighty big of him to offer so much for the good of the country," said Bush. "There aren't many who could fill such a large role in this disaster. Be safe and don't forget your neck brace."
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