Lone Ranger & Tonto go camping
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later,
Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky,
what you see?" Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars.""What
that tell you?" asked Tonto.Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically,the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
Meteorologically,it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.What's it
tell you, Tonto?" "You dumber than buffalo sh*t. Someone stole the
A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.