Two good ole boys were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.
After a while the first guy says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife, while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant, and she had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratches it, squints his eyes and thinks real hard about the question...
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about makin' us kin.....but it sure would make us even....."
A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.