City By- laws
I just applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights
and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green.
The Town council told me to take a hike.
So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
Work starts on Monday...
"A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785