Together at last - The Firearms Forum

pickenup · 04-27-2003, 03:25 AM

A woman married and gave birth to 13 children. Her husband died.

She married again and gave birth to 7 more children. Again, her husband died.

But she remarried and this time gave birth to 5 more children. Her husband died and,
alas, she finally died, too.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the
Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he
means her first, second, or third husband?"

The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

04-27-2003, 10:47 AM

Hehhe! Good one!

04-27-2003, 03:25 AM	#1
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,838	Together at last A woman married and gave birth to 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and gave birth to 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time gave birth to 5 more children. Her husband died and, alas, she finally died, too. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs." __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine -->

04-27-2003, 10:47 AM	#2
cointoss2 Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	Hehhe! Good one!