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nffritos · 12-02-2009, 02:46 PM

12:33 PM 12/2/2009
Normally, I don't send or forward a lot of these, but even by my standards, it was a bit touching.
I want all of my friends to feel what I felt when I read it. Hope it touches your heart like it did mine.
This is so beautiful.....

A little boy said to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
His mother replied, "Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"

navis128 · 12-02-2009, 02:50 PM

Oh my gosh!!! I was expecting something sappy. What a sense of humor - um I think you might have found your home!

Lori Mick · 12-02-2009, 02:54 PM

LMAO!!! Good One!

navis128 · 12-02-2009, 03:00 PM

I almost had to don my depends!

red14 · 12-02-2009, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by navis128

I almost had to don my depends!

Now that's funny. Keep em' handy, do you?

That was great Frittos!

navis128 · 12-02-2009, 04:04 PM

[QUOTE=red14;550291]Now that's funny. Keep em' handy, do you?

I think I'm going to have to start reading y'alls posts.

red14 · 12-02-2009, 04:07 PM

[QUOTE=navis128;550293]

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Originally Posted by red14

Now that's funny. Keep em' handy, do you?

I think I'm going to have to start reading y'alls posts.

ying/yang, goose/gander, Reid/Pelosi.

Eddie N · 12-02-2009, 04:12 PM

What a tear jerker! LMAO!!!

Nighthawk · 12-02-2009, 05:49 PM

Insulation Tim · 12-02-2009, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Nighthawk

Fan f####ing Tastic!

12-02-2009, 02:46 PM	#1
nffritos V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: reno Contributor Posts: 323	mommy 12:33 PM 12/2/2009 Normally, I don't send or forward a lot of these, but even by my standards, it was a bit touching. I want all of my friends to feel what I felt when I read it. Hope it touches your heart like it did mine. This is so beautiful..... A little boy said to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?" His mother replied, "Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!" -->

12-02-2009, 02:50 PM	#2
navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: mommy Oh my gosh!!! I was expecting something sappy. What a sense of humor - um I think you might have found your home! __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence

12-02-2009, 02:54 PM	#3
Lori Mick Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Stuck in Upstate NY for a while Posts: 2,374	Re: mommy LMAO!!! Good One! __________________ It's a Brand New Day! Make it an awesome one! "No one outside myself can rule me inwardly. Knowing this I become wholly free."

12-02-2009, 03:00 PM	#4
navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: mommy I almost had to don my depends! __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence

12-02-2009, 04:04 PM	#6
navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: mommy [QUOTE=red14;550291]Now that's funny. Keep em' handy, do you? I think I'm going to have to start reading y'alls posts. __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence

12-02-2009, 04:12 PM	#8
Eddie N Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Colorado Contributor Posts: 1,192	Re: mommy What a tear jerker! LMAO!!!

12-02-2009, 05:49 PM	#9
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: mommy __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member