A man walked into a bar and sat next to a good
looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.
"Hi there good looking, how's it going?" he asked.
The woman looked him straight in the eye and said,
"Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your
place, my place, it doesn't matter.
I've been doing it ever since I got out of college,
and I just love it!"
"No kidding?," said the man, "I'm a lawyer too! What
firm are you