Son of a Birch - The Firearms Forum

xxxxxxl · 04-19-2006, 05:29 PM

Hope you folks haven't heard this one yet:

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Now wipe that smile off your face.

And pass it on!!

southernshooter · 04-19-2006, 09:34 PM

inplanotx · 04-20-2006, 08:00 AM

Marlin · 04-20-2006, 10:22 AM

Deputy Dawg · 05-16-2006, 06:48 PM

HEY U STOLE MY JOKE.

, I GUEES I AM ABOUT A MONTH TO LATE.

04-19-2006, 05:29 PM	#1
xxxxxxl Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 547	Son of a Birch Hope you folks haven't heard this one yet: It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on!! -->

04-19-2006, 09:34 PM	#2
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04-20-2006, 08:00 AM	#3
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04-20-2006, 10:22 AM	#4
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05-16-2006, 06:48 PM	#5
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: Son of a Birch HEY U STOLE MY JOKE. , I GUEES I AM ABOUT A MONTH TO LATE. __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!