brutal truth - The Firearms Forum

cycloneman · 02-05-2010, 10:09 AM

A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked; 'How did the human race start?'
Sarah Palin answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children and so was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the same question.
Michelle Obama answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl went to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the human race was created by God, and Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.'

The father answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple, Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors and Michelle Obama told you about hers.'

topper · 02-05-2010, 11:23 AM

So true.

mncarpenter · 02-05-2010, 11:35 AM

that's just wrong...

petesusn · 02-05-2010, 12:27 PM

So wrong and yet soooo funny.

carver · 02-05-2010, 12:47 PM

Boy, those pictures really do tell a story!

Rneck · 02-05-2010, 01:46 PM

the family traits are so obvious

Eddie N · 02-08-2010, 10:47 PM

That about explains it!

02-05-2010, 10:09 AM	#1
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,406	brutal truth A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked; 'How did the human race start?' Sarah Palin answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children and so was all mankind made.' Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the same question. Michelle Obama answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl went to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the human race was created by God, and Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.' The father answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple, Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors and Michelle Obama told you about hers.' Attached Images __________________ Who are you going to serve today? -->

02-05-2010, 11:23 AM	#2
topper Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: deep in the woods Posts: 748	Re: brutal truth So true.

02-05-2010, 11:35 AM	#3
mncarpenter V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minnesota Contributor Posts: 479	Re: brutal truth that's just wrong... __________________ *"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women."- Ronald Reagan* *"Remember to have your democrats neutered or spayed" -Ann Coulter*

02-05-2010, 12:27 PM	#4
petesusn Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, Ca. Posts: 614	Re: brutal truth So wrong and yet soooo funny. __________________ Self Defense: A basic human right The 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, refers to the National Guard, which was created 130 years later, in 1917. A man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile...can respond with a great deal of pride and satisfaction, "I served in the U. S. Navy." John F. Kennedy VFW Life Member

02-05-2010, 12:47 PM	#5
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,280	Re: brutal truth Boy, those pictures really do tell a story! __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.

02-05-2010, 01:46 PM	#6
Rneck V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 109	Re: brutal truth the family traits are so obvious

02-08-2010, 10:47 PM	#7
Eddie N Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Colorado Contributor Posts: 1,192	Re: brutal truth That about explains it!