robot bartender - The Firearms Forum

Bobitis · 07-08-2009, 05:48 PM

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, and nano-technology.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, Indy 500, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, and guns.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says... real slowly.... "So, ya gonna vote for Obama again?"

Nighthawk · 07-08-2009, 07:29 PM

Mr. Nameless · 07-08-2009, 07:57 PM

This just proves that you need an IQ test before you vote

07-08-2009, 05:48 PM	#1
Bobitis Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,612	robot bartender A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, and nano-technology. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, Indy 500, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, and guns. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says... real slowly.... "So, ya gonna vote for Obama again?" __________________ ^.^ A point in every direction is the same as having no point at all -->

07-08-2009, 07:29 PM	#2
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: robot bartender __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

07-08-2009, 07:57 PM	#3
Mr. Nameless Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Coast of N.C. Posts: 1,264	Re: robot bartender This just proves that you need an IQ test before you vote __________________ Signed ~BMP Two classifications of terrorist dead and not dead enough