A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
Contractions" to his first year medical students
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your as hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, " Golfing with his buddies."
"But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people."
Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit
It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government.
- Thomas Paine