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Old 01-29-2012, 06:57 PM   #1
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Default To beat a Breathalyzer?

I woulda loved to been in court on this day
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Old 01-29-2012, 07:16 PM   #2
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Default Re: To beat a Breathalyzer?

A BA measures Blood Alcohol Content ( BAC ). Having a mouthful of your drawers won't change anything. Even if you chew tobacco.

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A breathalyzer or breathalyser (a portmanteau of breath and analyzer/analyser) is a device for estimating blood alcohol content (BAC) from a breath sample.
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Old 01-29-2012, 07:40 PM   #3
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The best way to keep from having to take a breath test is puke on the officer's shoes, they never seem to make you take one after that...
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Old 01-29-2012, 07:45 PM   #4
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No then they just beat the crap- outta ya with their night stick.
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Old 01-29-2012, 07:50 PM   #5
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it helps if you have the assistant commissioner in the car with you and he's passed out and you explain you had to drive the poor guy home , how would it look to have a commisioner of police pulled over drunk driving .. the test kit never even saw light of day , it was "how far do you have to go ? ok .. follow me " end of story

for the rest of us it's "blow until i tell you to stop"
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Old 01-29-2012, 08:05 PM   #6
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Helps to have friends in high (low) places

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Old 01-29-2012, 08:08 PM   #7
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Sick-o!!! You make me laugh Mac.
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