MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER - The Firearms Forum

03-02-2004, 05:29 PM

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER

Why Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
be president. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to
a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics
tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive
to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental -- $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
them The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New
shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood -- all the
time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff
about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can
open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack. Three pairs of
shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on
your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years,
maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play
with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One
wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your
nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing
a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December
24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier!

mameral · 03-02-2004, 05:50 PM

AMEN

Brob73 · 03-02-2004, 06:02 PM

that was pretty cool!

Don't forget that we can do as many women as we want and not be considered a whore.

my apologies to anyone who thinks this is an inappropriate statement, but it's true!

BigZig · 03-02-2004, 06:37 PM

Hope you don't mind if I forward this to my email buddies. Very clever.

inplanotx · 03-02-2004, 06:57 PM

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CT wrote: Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.

Dang, CT. I get mine at Wally World for 4.95 for a 7 - pack!

You been gettin cheated! Thems Fruit of the Looms, too! May have the opening in the rear, but who cares! Just need to stretch em around the front!!!

Mesen · 03-02-2004, 06:59 PM

Ya know I'd be a mite upset with all that if'n it weren't the darn truth!
Men who like women in high heels need to wear them for an hour just to see why we don't wear them all the time!

really cute fella. Have to send that to a few of the guys at work!

See ya
Bree

JohnnyRobotic · 03-02-2004, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cointoss2
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER
You know stuff about tanks.

It was all funny but i damn near fell outta my chair when i read that

glocknut · 03-02-2004, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cointoss2

The world is your urinal.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

Yep......guilty on both counts

mike

03-02-2004, 05:29 PM	#1
cointoss2 Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER Why Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood -- all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier! -->

03-02-2004, 06:59 PM	#6
Mesen Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: BFE,mo Posts: 1,229	Men Ya know I'd be a mite upset with all that if'n it weren't the darn truth! Men who like women in high heels need to wear them for an hour just to see why we don't wear them all the time! really cute fella. Have to send that to a few of the guys at work! See ya Bree __________________ Leading the way for freedom, our veterans will not be forgotten! www.ladiesauxvfw.com

03-02-2004, 05:50 PM	#2
mameral V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Northern California Posts: 152	AMEN

03-02-2004, 06:02 PM	#3
Brob73 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 162	that was pretty cool! Don't forget that we can do as many women as we want and not be considered a whore. my apologies to anyone who thinks this is an inappropriate statement, but it's true!

03-02-2004, 06:37 PM	#4
BigZig V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: New York Posts: 80	Hope you don't mind if I forward this to my email buddies. Very clever.