Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!
'In what aisle could I find Polish sausage?', a man asks.
The clerk looks at the man and says, 'Are you Polish?'
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog. would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'
The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!'
With deep self-righteous indignation, the man says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and again!