The Tunnel - The Firearms Forum

artabr · 01-28-2010, 07:46 PM

I know this probably should & will end up in the Pump House, but here it is anyhow.

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush , a little old lady, and a young blonde girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.

Art

mrkirker · 01-28-2010, 08:03 PM

Oh man! I don't care WHERE it ends up! That's a good one!

Suicide*Ride · 01-28-2010, 08:28 PM

Hee haw!

Nice 1 Art!

SR

jack404 · 01-28-2010, 08:38 PM

some pass Bush a knife before the next tunnel...

artabr · 01-28-2010, 08:53 PM

O well, that didn't last long. 67 minutes till moved.

Art

Suwannee Tim · 01-28-2010, 08:55 PM

There is no love lost between me and W that's for sure. The inheritor of the legacy of Ronaldus Magnus, he squandered it. The greatest opportunity in modern history to make some real progress against Progressivism, 9/11/2001, to take political correctness, turn it sideways and ram it down the liberal's throats, and make them eat it or choke, he declined. When they politicized a war, he said nothing. When they attacked him without mercy or scruples, he stood above it until they won. When they spent way too much money, he spent more. Nevertheless, the man had class. He never once blamed Bill Clinton for anything. Not even once. "Blame Bush" is the mantra of this classless person currently occupying the WH. Everything is Bush's fault. Everything. Makes me want to puke.

artabr · 01-28-2010, 09:14 PM

Same here, Tim.
Bush is no saint when it comes to some of the woes that the country has gone through in the last few years, BUT even as much as the Left wants to play him up as some backwoods hick, the man has more Class than any of them could ever dream of having.
I'll point out the Lefts last 4 Presidential candidates; Clinton, Gore, Kerry & Obamma, and rest my case.

Art

01-28-2010, 07:46 PM	#1
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	The Tunnel I know this probably should & will end up in the Pump House, but here it is anyhow. Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush , a little old lady, and a young blonde girl. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him. The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him. Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead. George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again. Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!! -->

01-28-2010, 08:03 PM	#2
mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	Re: The Tunnel Oh man! I don't care WHERE it ends up! That's a good one! __________________ *I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.*

01-28-2010, 08:28 PM	#3
Suicide*Ride Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Golden, Colorado Posts: 1,340	Re: The Tunnel Hee haw! Nice 1 Art! SR __________________ "The price of FREEDOM can be seen here" ******(the sign outside every VA hospital)****** In an emergency, people don't rise to the occasion, but are reduced to their level of training. When something is trying to eat you, it is hard to get off a good shot! "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Twain

01-28-2010, 08:38 PM	#4
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: The Tunnel some pass Bush a knife before the next tunnel...

01-28-2010, 08:53 PM	#5
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: The Tunnel O well, that didn't last long. 67 minutes till moved. Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!! Last edited by artabr; 01-28-2010 at 08:55 PM..

01-28-2010, 08:55 PM	#6
Suwannee Tim Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,227	Re: The Tunnel There is no love lost between me and W that's for sure. The inheritor of the legacy of Ronaldus Magnus, he squandered it. The greatest opportunity in modern history to make some real progress against Progressivism, 9/11/2001, to take political correctness, turn it sideways and ram it down the liberal's throats, and make them eat it or choke, he declined. When they politicized a war, he said nothing. When they attacked him without mercy or scruples, he stood above it until they won. When they spent way too much money, he spent more. Nevertheless, the man had class. He never once blamed Bill Clinton for anything. Not even once. "Blame Bush" is the mantra of this classless person currently occupying the WH. Everything is Bush's fault. Everything. Makes me want to puke. Last edited by Suwannee Tim; 01-28-2010 at 08:56 PM..

01-28-2010, 09:14 PM	#7
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: The Tunnel Same here, Tim. Bush is no saint when it comes to some of the woes that the country has gone through in the last few years, BUT even as much as the Left wants to play him up as some backwoods hick, the man has more Class than any of them could ever dream of having. I'll point out the Lefts last 4 Presidential candidates; Clinton, Gore, Kerry & Obamma, and rest my case. Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!