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A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for
some "Polish Sausage." The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says," Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would Ya?" The clerk says, "Well no" "And if I asked you for some Irish whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish? What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?" "Well, I probably wouldn't," With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot." ![]()
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Texas
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You better hope Polishshooter doesn't see this.
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I could change it to a guy from West Virginia.
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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LMAO!
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Welllll alrighty then, lol
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever!
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DARN IT!!
GF's at it AGAIN!!!!!!
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