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Old 05-05-2006, 09:40 AM   #1
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Default Racial Profiling

A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for
some "Polish Sausage." The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says," Well, yes I am.
But let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask
me if I was German?

Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if
I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would Ya?"

The clerk says, "Well no"

"And if I asked you for some Irish whiskey, would
you ask me if I was Irish?

What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I
was Canadian?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't,"

With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all
right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
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Old 05-05-2006, 10:15 AM   #2
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You better hope Polishshooter doesn't see this.
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Old 05-05-2006, 10:19 AM   #3
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I could change it to a guy from West Virginia.
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I could change it to a guy from West Virginia.
LMAO!
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Old 05-05-2006, 02:32 PM   #5
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LMAO!
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Old 05-05-2006, 03:29 PM   #6
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Welllll alrighty then, lol
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Old 05-07-2006, 03:45 PM   #8
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DARN IT!!

GF's at it AGAIN!!!!!!
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