Judged by what you drink - The Firearms Forum

cycloneman · 08-02-2009, 05:07 PM

Here is an email i recieved.

> Drinks That Reflect
> Personality
>
>
>
> Before you order a drink in public you should read this.
> Seven New York City
> bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
> personality based on what she
> drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on
> almost all counts. The
> results:
>
>
>
>
> WOMAN DRINKS AND WHO THEY ARE.
>
>
>
> Drink:
> Beer
>
> Personality: Causal,
> low-maintenance; down to earth.
>
> Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
>
>
>
> Drink:
> Blender Drinks
>
> Personality: Flaky, whiny,
> annoying; a pain in the ass.
>
> Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her
> cabana boy.
>
>
>
> Drink:
> Mixed Drinks
>
> Personality: Older, more refined,
> high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what
> she wants.
>
> Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If
> she's interested, she'll
> send YOU a drink......
>
>
>
> Drink: Wine (does not include
> White Zinfandel)
>
> Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated
> yet giggles.
>
> Your Approach:
> Tell her
> you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
>
>
>
> Drink: White Zinfandel
>
> Personality: Easy; thinks she is
> classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
>
> Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she
> is..this should be an easy
> target.
>
>
>
> Drink: Shots
>
>
> Personality: Likes to hang with
> pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
>
> Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have
> been blessed. Nothing
> to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
>
>
>
> Drink:
> Tequila
>
> No
> explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens
> there.
>
>
>
> MAN DRINKS & WHO THEY ARE
>
>
>
>
> The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear
> cut:
>
>
>
> Domestic Beer:
> He's poor and wants to get laid.
>
> Imported
> Beer:
> He likes
> good beer and wants to get laid.
>
> Wine: He is hoping that
> the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him
> get laid.
>
> Whiskey: He doesn't give a
> damn about anything but getting laid.
>
> Tequila:
> He
> is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
>
> White
> Zinfandel:
> He's gay.
>
>
>

artabr · 08-02-2009, 07:12 PM

Probably pretty accurate. At lease they were on my drinks and goals.
Bud & Turkey.

Glad those days are over.

Art

08-02-2009, 05:07 PM	#1
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,406	Judged by what you drink Here is an email i recieved. > Drinks That Reflect > Personality > > > > Before you order a drink in public you should read this. > Seven New York City > bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's > personality based on what she > drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on > almost all counts. The > results: > > > > > WOMAN DRINKS AND WHO THEY ARE. > > > > Drink: > Beer > > Personality: Causal, > low-maintenance; down to earth. > > Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. > > > > Drink: > Blender Drinks > > Personality: Flaky, whiny, > annoying; a pain in the ass. > > Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her > cabana boy. > > > > Drink: > Mixed Drinks > > Personality: Older, more refined, > high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what > she wants. > > Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If > she's interested, she'll > send YOU a drink...... > > > > Drink: Wine (does not include > White Zinfandel) > > Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated > yet giggles. > > Your Approach: > Tell her > you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. > > > > Drink: White Zinfandel > > Personality: Easy; thinks she is > classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. > > Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she > is..this should be an easy > target. > > > > Drink: Shots > > > Personality: Likes to hang with > pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. > > Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have > been blessed. Nothing > to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! > > > > Drink: > Tequila > > No > explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens > there. > > > > MAN DRINKS & WHO THEY ARE > > > > > The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear > cut: > > > > Domestic Beer: > He's poor and wants to get laid. > > Imported > Beer: > He likes > good beer and wants to get laid. > > Wine: He is hoping that > the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him > get laid. > > Whiskey: He doesn't give a > damn about anything but getting laid. > > Tequila: > He > is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. > > White > Zinfandel: > He's gay. > > > __________________ Who are you going to serve today? -->

08-02-2009, 07:12 PM	#2
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: Judged by what you drink Probably pretty accurate. At lease they were on my drinks and goals. Bud & Turkey. Glad those days are over. Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!