Hill&Billary - The Firearms Forum

ibtrukn · 05-17-2006, 08:17 AM

Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head.

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."

Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it!

Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "O-Kay! If that is what the people want. Come here Hilly baby"...With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming,"I'll kill you! You *%$%**!!!.".

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down,cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, how about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first PITCH."

Marlin · 05-17-2006, 09:18 AM

I love it even more each time I see it !!!!!!!!

Ya dun gud, IB.....

wolfgang2000 · 05-17-2006, 02:09 PM

inplanotx · 05-17-2006, 04:49 PM

armedandsafe · 05-17-2006, 09:12 PM

Instant REPLAY!

Pops

southernshooter · 05-17-2006, 09:22 PM

I liked dat IB

05-17-2006, 08:17 AM	#1
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	Hill&Billary Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head. The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy." Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "O-Kay! If that is what the people want. Come here Hilly baby"...With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming,"I'll kill you! You %$%*!!!.". The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down,cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, how about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that! Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong. The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first PITCH." -->

05-17-2006, 09:18 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Hill & Billary I love it even more each time I see it !!!!!!!! Ya dun gud, IB..... __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

05-17-2006, 02:09 PM	#3
wolfgang2000 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Mountain Grove MO. Posts: 542	Re: Hill&Billary __________________ Guns are like Jello, there is always room for more!

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05-17-2006, 09:12 PM	#5
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Re: Hill&Billary Instant REPLAY! Pops

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southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: Hill&Billary I liked dat IB __________________ Only you can see this