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Old 05-17-2003, 11:58 PM   #1
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A 75-year-old woman went to the doctor for a check up. The doctor told her she needed more cardiovascular activity and recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week.

A bit embarrassed, she said to the doctor, "Please tell my husband."

The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week.

The 80-year-old husband replied, "Which days?"

The doctor answered, "Monday, Wednesday, and Friday would be ideal."

The husband said, "I can bring her on Monday and Friday, but on Wednesday, I play golf, so she'll have to take the bus."
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Old 05-21-2003, 08:47 AM   #2
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1st class Ruffit, I love it!
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Old 05-21-2003, 09:00 AM   #3
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Old 05-21-2003, 10:32 AM   #4
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Nice one Ruff, LMAO!
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Old 05-21-2003, 11:11 AM   #5
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Must be a patient of Dr. Feelgood!!!
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