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Pistolenschutze · 05-13-2009, 12:58 PM

A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase.
Her boss was anoyed at this and asked,
'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, there are three reasons why I want an increase...
The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No, the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

ampaterry · 05-13-2009, 01:05 PM

FUNNY!!

45nut · 05-13-2009, 01:13 PM

Thanks, I needed that.

woolleyworm · 05-13-2009, 06:58 PM

lmao good one !!

mrkirker · 05-14-2009, 06:55 AM

artabr · 05-14-2009, 06:48 PM

Art

Nighthawk · 05-15-2009, 03:22 PM

05-13-2009, 12:58 PM	#1
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Better than you A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase. Her boss was anoyed at this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, there are three reasons why I want an increase... The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'Your husband said so.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..' Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?' Maria: 'No, the gardener did.' Wife: 'So how much do you want?' __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter) -->

05-13-2009, 01:05 PM	#2
ampaterry TFF Admin Staff Chaplain Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Tennessee Contributor Posts: 6,304	Re: Better than you FUNNY!! __________________ A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders. Larry Elder

05-13-2009, 01:13 PM	#3
45nut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,428	Re: Better than you Thanks, I needed that. __________________ A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. Shane Nemo me impune lacesset We recall the case of the Shoshone war band which showed up complete with one 30-30 rifle per man the week after Pearl Harbor, and simply wanted to have the enemy pointed out to them. "We hear there's a war going on and we want to go fight it." Jeff Cooper *KCCO*

05-13-2009, 06:58 PM	#4
woolleyworm TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SW Fort Worth Contributor Posts: 4,884	Re: Better than you lmao good one !!

05-14-2009, 06:55 AM	#5
mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	Re: Better than you A+! __________________ *I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.*

05-14-2009, 06:48 PM	#6
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: Better than you Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!

05-15-2009, 03:22 PM	#7
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Better than you __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member