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Woodnut · 01-26-2012, 06:06 AM

I'm not sure if this is hit the market yet, but I WANT ONE WHEN THEY DO.

A friend of mine sent me this email a few minutes ago, just had to pass it on.

DeWalt Nail Gun

A must have in every home in America !

For everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house!

In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket.

Washington thinks they are going to take away our guns, so check this out. I like it!

NAIL GUNS! AND, you don't even have to REGISTER them or have LICENSES for them!

AND, you don't have to worry about them being CONCEALED!

Just a LOT of good stuff to do with THIS!

Once in awhile something so totally cool comes out that even a guy who doesn't normally even know what he'd like for Father's Day or Christmas would immediately ask for it:

Thank you, DeWalt!!!
DeWalt Nail Gun

A must have in every home in America !

For everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house!

In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket.

Washington thinks they are going to take away our guns, so check this out. I like it!

NAIL GUNS! AND, you don't even have to REGISTER them or have LICENSES for them!

AND, you don't have to worry about them being CONCEALED!

Just a LOT of good stuff to do with THIS!

Once in awhile something so totally cool comes out that even a guy who doesn't normally even know what he'd like for Father's Day or Christmas would immediately ask for it:

Thank you, DeWalt!!!

New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT

It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.

This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.

Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, and relax and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.

With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.

time2shoot · 01-26-2012, 06:08 AM

THATS FUNNY

Zane71464 · 01-26-2012, 06:47 AM

N I C E!!!!

jstgsn · 01-26-2012, 07:03 AM

Fits in with my new cell phone.

JLA · 01-26-2012, 07:31 AM

I like the dewalt AR. I want it.

When i first looked at the glock i said to myself.. "Whats the difference?" then i noticed the cellphone buttons..

gun-nut · 01-26-2012, 07:48 AM

Just dile 911... and shoot when they answer...... I dont think they would ask a question other than do you need the hurst?

howlnmad · 01-26-2012, 12:15 PM

I could really put that DeWalt/AR to work. I'd be scared of the Glock cell phone, I'd be afraid I'd shoot myself in da head.

hunter29180 · 01-26-2012, 12:18 PM

DURN IT! I THOUGHT YOU SAID RAIL GUN!!

JLA · 01-26-2012, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by howlnmad

I could really put that DeWalt/AR to work. I'd be scared of the Glock cell phone, I'd be afraid I'd shoot myself in da head.

Id be more afraid of it blowing up in my ear.

Capt Mac Turk · 01-26-2012, 02:33 PM

Hey JLA heres a guy Willing to hold the fence posts while you nail them up
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LOL And you guys thought you had crappy Jobs. Think this guy would trade with ya?

AND look behind the "Target" Im glad I dont live THERE! (Low income housing maybe?)

And the Ground floor bussnesses well lets just say
Im Not buying there.

Hell there could be a AK-Give Away~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IM NOT GOING!

JLA · 01-26-2012, 08:09 PM

Gee whiz thats discipline and TRUST.

76Highboy · 01-26-2012, 08:29 PM

That DeWalt makes me want to be a framer.

01-26-2012, 06:06 AM	#1
Woodnut Forum Sponsor Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Diamondhead, MS Contributor Posts: 2,172	Newest Gun I'm not sure if this is hit the market yet, but I WANT ONE WHEN THEY DO. A friend of mine sent me this email a few minutes ago, just had to pass it on. DeWalt Nail Gun A must have in every home in America ! For everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house! In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket. Washington thinks they are going to take away our guns, so check this out. I like it! NAIL GUNS! AND, you don't even have to REGISTER them or have LICENSES for them! AND, you don't have to worry about them being CONCEALED! Just a LOT of good stuff to do with THIS! Once in awhile something so totally cool comes out that even a guy who doesn't normally even know what he'd like for Father's Day or Christmas would immediately ask for it: Thank you, DeWalt!!! DeWalt Nail Gun A must have in every home in America ! For everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house! In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket. Washington thinks they are going to take away our guns, so check this out. I like it! NAIL GUNS! AND, you don't even have to REGISTER them or have LICENSES for them! AND, you don't have to worry about them being CONCEALED! Just a LOT of good stuff to do with THIS! Once in awhile something so totally cool comes out that even a guy who doesn't normally even know what he'd like for Father's Day or Christmas would immediately ask for it: Thank you, DeWalt!!! New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, and relax and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again. Attached Images __________________ Carl Never doubt the beauty of wood. Carl’s Album www.cwgrips.com Web site Updated 01/01/2013 NRA Life Member -->

01-26-2012, 06:08 AM	#2
time2shoot Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Brandon SD Contributor Posts: 2,600	Re: Newest Gun THATS FUNNY __________________ I AM A VETERAN MY OATH OF ENLISTMENT HAS NO EXPIRATION DATE!

01-26-2012, 06:47 AM	#3
Zane71464 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ohio NRA Member Contributor Posts: 5,358	Re: Newest Gun N I C E!!!! __________________ Two Words; "Simple Man", song by Charlie Daniels sums up my thoughts on a "few things"!

01-26-2012, 07:03 AM	#4
jstgsn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Milford, Delaware Contributor Posts: 1,271	Re: Newest Gun Fits in with my new cell phone. __________________ Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he will just kill you. Last edited by jstgsn; 04-21-2013 at 06:58 PM..

01-26-2012, 07:31 AM	#5
JLA TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Heart Of Texas Contributor Posts: 17,315	Re: Newest Gun I like the dewalt AR. I want it. When i first looked at the glock i said to myself.. "Whats the difference?" then i noticed the cellphone buttons.. __________________ It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 3 for proper trigger squeeze. The latest caliber or gear is no substitute for experience and skill. Rifles and cartridges don't make hits -- shooters do. Fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!

01-26-2012, 07:48 AM	#6
gun-nut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: ohio Contributor Posts: 931	Re: Newest Gun Just dile 911... and shoot when they answer...... I dont think they would ask a question other than do you need the hurst? __________________ Don't retreat just reload.

01-26-2012, 12:15 PM	#7
howlnmad Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Harriman, Tn Contributor Posts: 2,566	Re: Newest Gun I could really put that DeWalt/AR to work. I'd be scared of the Glock cell phone, I'd be afraid I'd shoot myself in da head. __________________

01-26-2012, 12:18 PM	#8
hunter29180 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: in a motorhome where ever we park! Contributor Posts: 1,627	Re: Newest Gun DURN IT! I THOUGHT YOU SAID RAIL GUN!!

01-26-2012, 02:33 PM	#10
Capt Mac Turk Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: So Fla-- NO place to Shoot AKA "TFF" Posting Clown Posts: 835	Re: Newest Gun Hey JLA heres a guy Willing to hold the fence posts while you nail them up LOL And you guys thought you had crappy Jobs. Think this guy would trade with ya? AND look behind the "Target" Im glad I dont live THERE! (Low income housing maybe?) And the Ground floor bussnesses well lets just say Im Not buying there. Hell there could be a AK-Give Away~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IM NOT GOING! __________________ Capt. Mac Turk U.S.C.G.-100 Ton-Unlimited Master Fair winds & Following Sea's (My pops line) ~"Little Miss Magic" "And the sea will grant each man new hope,His sleep brings dreams of home" Captain Marko Ramius Christopher Columbus Member of D.A.D.D. till she's 21 keep your scuppers dry and your bilge pumped - ahoy, matey! Quoted by Jim Hauff 10-6-11 NRA member They can take my guns after, they pry my cold dead fingers off them

01-26-2012, 08:09 PM	#11
JLA TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Heart Of Texas Contributor Posts: 17,315	Re: Newest Gun Gee whiz thats discipline and TRUST. __________________ It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 3 for proper trigger squeeze. The latest caliber or gear is no substitute for experience and skill. Rifles and cartridges don't make hits -- shooters do. Fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!

01-26-2012, 08:29 PM	#12
76Highboy Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Meridian, Idaho Contributor Posts: 6,955	Re: Newest Gun That DeWalt makes me want to be a framer.