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Old 01-09-2010, 08:36 AM   #1
AL MOUNT
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Default Chamomile Tea

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . ..

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.

Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine against that:

When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea

and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle".

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman: "Doc, that was a brilliant idea!

Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled with chamomile tea

and gargled and nothing happened.





Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!
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Old 01-09-2010, 08:42 AM   #2
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Oh puhleeze.
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Old 01-09-2010, 09:15 AM   #3
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ugh
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Old 01-09-2010, 02:13 PM   #4
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giggle!

(going back to the bunker to cower...)
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Old 01-09-2010, 03:23 PM   #5
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Al, on some levels, that post may be funny.

I think it's bad taste.
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