Reckless speeding - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 12-29-2004, 08:25 AM

A police officer pulls a Texan over for speeding; and they have the following exchange:

Officer: "May I see your driver's license?"

Driver: "I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI."

Officer: "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"

Driver: "It's not my car. I stole it."

Officer: "The car is stolen?"

Driver: "Yes sir. But come to think of it, I believe that I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: "There's a gun in the glove box?"

Driver: "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owned this car."

Officer: "You killed the owner of this car?"

Driver: "Yes, sir... and I stuffed her body in the trunk,"

Officer: "There's a body in the trunk ?!?"

Driver: "Yes, sir."

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. Within minutes, the car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: "Sir, can I see your license?"

Driver: "Sure. Here it is."

The captain quickly verifies that the license is valid.

Captain: "Who's car is this?"

Driver: "It's mine, officer. Here's my owner's card."

The captain cross checks state records verifying that the driver owned the car.

Captain: "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?"

Driver: "Yes, officer, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it."

Driver: "No problem."

The trunk is opened; and, except for a spare tire, it is completely empty.

Captain: "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk of your car."

Driver: "Yeah, and I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!"

Marlin · 12-29-2004, 08:36 AM

As I said before - -

Too damn much time on his hands......

Gunfyter · 12-29-2004, 08:41 AM

Gimme a break Judge. The week of Christmas to New Year's is pretty slow around here so I'm killing time. Besides, the entertainment value is very high for the board.

IShootBack · 12-29-2004, 05:47 PM

heh..heh..heh

358 winchester · 12-29-2004, 06:31 PM

12-29-2004, 08:25 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Reckless speeding A police officer pulls a Texan over for speeding; and they have the following exchange: Officer: "May I see your driver's license?" Driver: "I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI." Officer: "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?" Driver: "It's not my car. I stole it." Officer: "The car is stolen?" Driver: "Yes sir. But come to think of it, I believe that I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: "There's a gun in the glove box?" Driver: "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owned this car." Officer: "You killed the owner of this car?" Driver: "Yes, sir... and I stuffed her body in the trunk," Officer: "There's a body in the trunk ?!?" Driver: "Yes, sir." Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. Within minutes, the car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: "Sir, can I see your license?" Driver: "Sure. Here it is." The captain quickly verifies that the license is valid. Captain: "Who's car is this?" Driver: "It's mine, officer. Here's my owner's card." The captain cross checks state records verifying that the driver owned the car. Captain: "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?" Driver: "Yes, officer, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it." Driver: "No problem." The trunk is opened; and, except for a spare tire, it is completely empty. Captain: "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk of your car." Driver: "Yeah, and I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!" __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

12-29-2004, 08:36 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Reckless speeding As I said before - - Too damn much time on his hands...... Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

12-29-2004, 08:41 AM	#3
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Re: Reckless speeding Gimme a break Judge. The week of Christmas to New Year's is pretty slow around here so I'm killing time. Besides, the entertainment value is very high for the board. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

12-29-2004, 05:47 PM	#4
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,309	Re: Reckless speeding heh..heh..heh __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3

12-29-2004, 06:31 PM	#5
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Re: Reckless speeding __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand?