Bad Humor-Brokeback Mountain - The Firearms Forum

Mithrandir · 02-14-2006, 09:34 AM

Brokeback Mountain Weekly Shopping List

Week One
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

Week Two
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

Week Three
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
K-Y

Week Four
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
Whiskey
2 tubes K-Y

Week Five
Fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 oz., thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottle good Chardonnay, 1 large bottle Astro-glide

Week Six
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Eggs
Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
Case of Chardonnay
Large tin Crisco

inplanotx · 02-14-2006, 10:01 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!!

I thought the movie was called Broked!ck Mountain!

Deputy Dawg · 02-14-2006, 10:03 PM

Marlin T · 03-04-2006, 05:31 PM

I still think that there should have been condoms on the list, hence therefore the name of the movie was incorrectly named.

It should have been "Bareback Mount"

polishshooter · 03-04-2006, 08:29 PM

And did you hear PETA is now calling for a boycott of the movie because the SHEEP and an ELK were supposedly "handled roughly!?!?!?!"

NO lie, I heard it from several sources BESIDES Rush. You could NOT make that up!

02-14-2006, 09:34 AM	#1
Mithrandir Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Durango Colorado, the right knee-pit of Colorado Posts: 822	Bad Humor-Brokeback Mountain Brokeback Mountain Weekly Shopping List Week One Beans Bacon Coffee Whiskey Week Two Beans Ham Coffee Whiskey Week Three Beans Bacon Coffee Whiskey K-Y Week Four Beans Pancetta Coffee (espresso grind) Whiskey 2 tubes K-Y Week Five Fresh Fava beans Jasmine rice Prosciutto, approx. 8 oz., thinly sliced Medallions of veal Porcini mushrooms 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long 5-6 bottle good Chardonnay, 1 large bottle Astro-glide Week Six Yukon Gold potatoes Heavy whipping cream Asparagus (very thin) Eggs Lemons Gruyere cheese (well aged) Walnuts Arugula Butter Olive oil Balsamic vinegar 6 yards white silk organdy 6 yards pale ivory taffeta Case of Chardonnay Large tin Crisco __________________ Esse Quam Vidiri -->

02-14-2006, 10:01 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Bad Humor-Brokeback Mountain ROTFLMAO!!!! I thought the movie was called Broked!ck Mountain! __________________

02-14-2006, 10:03 PM	#3
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,234	Re: Bad Humor-Brokeback Mountain __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

03-04-2006, 05:31 PM	#4
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	Re: Bad Humor-Brokeback Mountain I still think that there should have been condoms on the list, hence therefore the name of the movie was incorrectly named. It should have been "Bareback Mount" Attached Images __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<<

03-04-2006, 08:29 PM	#5
polishshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Indiana Contributor Posts: 7,879	Re: Bad Humor-Brokeback Mountain And did you hear PETA is now calling for a boycott of the movie because the SHEEP and an ELK were supposedly "handled roughly!?!?!?!" NO lie, I heard it from several sources BESIDES Rush. You could NOT make that up! __________________ The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.