Valking Home - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 06-07-2006, 09:43 AM

Ole Svenson vas valking home late at night and sees a voman in the shadow.

"Tventy dollar," she vhispers.

Now Ole had never been with a hooker before, but he decides, Vut the hell, it's only twenty buck.

So, Dey hide in da bushes and are "Reaching for Valhalla" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them . . it's a police officer!!

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I are mak'n love ta my vife!" Ole answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Vell," Ole says, "Neider did I, 'til you shined dat damn light in her face!"

inplanotx · 06-07-2006, 10:52 AM

wolfgang2000 · 06-07-2006, 04:13 PM

Marlin · 06-07-2006, 07:45 PM

What a Revoltin' development dat was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pickenup · 06-07-2006, 08:46 PM

Anything I would say to this...WOULD be used against me.

southernshooter · 06-07-2006, 09:33 PM

DANG IT I GOT A HEADACHE NOW

Bruce FLinch · 06-11-2006, 10:23 PM

dat's a k,nee-slappa

06-07-2006, 09:43 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Valking Home Ole Svenson vas valking home late at night and sees a voman in the shadow. "Tventy dollar," she vhispers. Now Ole had never been with a hooker before, but he decides, Vut the hell, it's only twenty buck. So, Dey hide in da bushes and are "Reaching for Valhalla" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them . . it's a police officer!! "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I are mak'n love ta my vife!" Ole answers indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know." "Vell," Ole says, "Neider did I, 'til you shined dat damn light in her face!" __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

06-07-2006, 10:52 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Valking Home __________________

06-07-2006, 04:13 PM	#3
wolfgang2000 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Mountain Grove MO. Posts: 542	Re: Valking Home __________________ Guns are like Jello, there is always room for more!

06-07-2006, 07:45 PM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Valking Home *What a Revoltin' development dat was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

06-07-2006, 08:46 PM	#5
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,841	Re: Valking Home Anything I would say to this...WOULD be used against me. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

06-07-2006, 09:33 PM	#6
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: Valking Home DANG IT I GOT A HEADACHE NOW __________________ Only you can see this

06-11-2006, 10:23 PM	#7
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Valking Home dat's a k,nee-slappa __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.