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03-28-2007, 07:11 AM
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Warning, Warning, Warning!!
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. WATER = POO WINE = HEALTH Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service. I also want to point out that they've had recalls on spinach, lettuce and all kinds of 'healthy' stuff. As far as I know, there's never been a recall on beer, pizza and chocolate.
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03-28-2007, 07:59 AM
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Re: Warning, Warning, Warning!!
That's terrific news, Berto - - -
That is that whiskey is alright, and, thereby, encouraged !!!!!!
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03-28-2007, 08:31 AM
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Re: Warning, Warning, Warning!!
Alcohol purifies everything!
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03-28-2007, 08:58 AM
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Re: Warning, Warning, Warning!!
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03-28-2007, 09:34 AM
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Re: Warning, Warning, Warning!!
Berto, it sure is nice to have logical conclusions, based on mere observation, scientifically verified. I shall definitely sleep better now.
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03-28-2007, 09:57 AM
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Re: Warning, Warning, Warning!!
Berto is henceforth my Guru.
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03-28-2007, 10:08 AM
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Re: Warning, Warning, Warning!!
Well we also know that worms don't survive in alcohol,I mean look at Tequila
 . I knew I liked berto.v catfish |
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03-28-2007, 01:00 PM
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Re: Warning, Warning, Warning!!
Studied parasitology in college. Professor swore by the benefits of bourbon and Copenhagen for prevention.
Further personal research indicates beer works too! |
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03-28-2007, 01:34 PM
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Re: Warning, Warning, Warning!!
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03-28-2007, 07:13 PM
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Re: Warning, Warning, Warning!!
Thanks Berto!
Here's some more interesting news on health... - I'm 5'11'' and weigh 205. Well I read today that, based upon my height, the Ice Cream Council of America says that my optimum weight is 483 lbs. So I'm pretty darn happy right now. - According to the February edition of the Scandinavian Journal of Medicine, swallowing ones own saliva, in small amounts, over a long period of time, can cause cancer. You've been warned! Last edited by Pat Hurley; 03-28-2007 at 07:56 PM.. |
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03-28-2007, 07:47 PM
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Re: Warning, Warning, Warning!!
That is great I will have to let the wife know
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03-28-2007, 08:13 PM
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Re: Warning, Warning, Warning!!
very good study
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03-29-2007, 01:42 AM
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Re: Warning, Warning, Warning!!
Scientific studies have also proved that water is good for you, necessary for life as we know it; it does good things for our body. So, before you attack the need for drinking it (is it clouded with nasty s***, etc., consider this). How are you helping to keep your source of water pure? Stop complaining, and take action. Or, die of thirst, after complainng too long.
Aimed at California only; the rest of you can farm wind drips for water to catch the dew, to fill vast underground pools. Oranges may grow in California again, when the sea subsides, and farmers rule. Government is left out at this point; citizens actually control their destiny. Vague dreams for the future of the West Coast, visulized by a current resident. LL |
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