The Firearms Forum - Gun Community  
TheFirearmsForum.com
FOUNDED: February 9, 2001
If you prefer to make a donation by check,
send an email to Support for the mailing address.

Go Back   The Firearms Forum - Gun Community > Ready to Laugh? > The Pump House Saloon

Notices


Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 06-17-2006, 09:05 PM   #1
Bruce FLinch
Advanced Senior Member
 
Bruce FLinch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point
Posts: 5,016
Default State Mottos, a good repeat

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

Alabama : Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Arizona : But It's A Dry Heat
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Colorado : If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Connecticut : Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It yet
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Florida : Ask Us About Our Grandkids
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Georgia : We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hawaii : Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Idaho : More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Illinois : Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Indiana : 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Iowa : We Do Amazing Things With Corn
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kansas : First Of The Rectangle States
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Michigan : First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Minnesota : 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mississippi : Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Missouri : Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nebraska : Ask About Our State Motto Contest>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nevada : Hookers and Poker!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
New Hampshire : Go Away And Leave Us Alone
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
New Jersey : You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
New Mexico : Lizards Make Excellent Pets
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
New York : You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
North Carolina : Tobacco Is A Vegetable
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
North Dakota : We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oklahoma : Like The Play, Only No Singing
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oregon : Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pennsylvania : Cook With Coal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
South Carolina : Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
South Dakota : Closer Than North Dakota
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
Tennessee : The Educashun State
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Texas : Sí, Hablo Ingles
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Utah : Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vermont : Yep
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Washington : We have more rain than you do
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Washington , D.C. : Wanna Be Mayor?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
West Virginia : One Big Happy Family...Really!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wisconsin : Come Cut The Cheese
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wyoming : Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared
__________________
A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

-->
Bruce FLinch is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-17-2006, 09:09 PM   #2
southernshooter
Advanced Senior Member
 
southernshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Deep South Mississippi
Posts: 5,943
Default Re: State Mottos, a good repeat

Quote:
Mississippi : Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

__________________
Only you can see this
southernshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-17-2006, 09:52 PM   #3
SouthernMoss
*Admin Tech Staff*
 
SouthernMoss's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: SW MS
Contributor
Posts: 10,651
Default Re: State Mottos, a good repeat

__________________


My Second protects your First


"I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man,
but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony
SouthernMoss is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-17-2006, 10:02 PM   #4
Marlin
*TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*
 
Marlin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever!
Contributor
Posts: 13,853
Default Re: State Mottos, a good repeat

Maine Lobster hasn't been cheap at the wharf since I can remember, back into the late 40s.....

In fact they have gotten higher as they become less in number.
__________________


The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.

The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.
Marlin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-18-2006, 03:13 AM   #5
Marlin T
Advanced Senior Member
 
Marlin T's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 7,857
Default Re: State Mottos, a good repeat

Quote:
Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else

Ahhh yes, my neighbor Ted. The very little else part is true, and they AIM to keep it that way. Especially no one for CA is to welcome.

Montana is my real home state by the way.
__________________

"But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people."
Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit

It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government.
- Thomas Paine

Did you read todays GOOD shooting?
>>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<<
Marlin T is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2006, 07:53 PM   #6
ibtrukn
Advanced Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: central N.J.
Posts: 4,335
Default Re: State Mottos, a good repeat

You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
U got dat1 rite bro. we dont got attitude, JOisey IS ATTITUDE!!!
ibtrukn is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:15 PM.

STILL SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING? TRY THE TFF "GOOGLE" SEARCH ENGINE BELOW!
Google

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright ©2002 - 2013, TheFirearmsForum.Com