IBTRUKN'S SHINGLES

warpig883
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(3/11/03 10:08:21 am)
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IBTRUKN'S SHINGLES
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More and more doctors are running their practices like an assembly
line.

Ibtrukn walked into a doctor's office the other day, and the receptionist
asked him what he had.

Ibtrukn said, "Shingles."

So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told
him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked Ibtrukn what he had.

Ibtrukn said, "Shingles."

So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Ibtrukn to wait in the examining room.

A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked Ibtrukn what he had.

Ibtrukn said, "Shingles."

So she gave Ibtrukn a blood test, a blood pressure test, an
electrocardiogram, told Ibtrukn to take off all his clothes and wait for
the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked Ibtrukn what he had.

Ibtrukn said, "Shingles."

The doctor said, "Where?"

Ibtrukn said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?






ibtrukn
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(3/11/03 10:57:27 am)
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PIG U gotta be physcic!!! My first turn as an owneroperator
(1962) was hauling for Ruberoid an Johns Manville. Have personally figerprinted many thousands squares of those motherless bastards. This in the days before "lift truks" . I thot I was gonna be the "butt" of some lame shingles joke . Friggen unbelievable!
Yar I did go out wit dat last nurse an we had a "nice" time






hoo da 'ell nose howta spell sigh-kick??

SouthernMoss
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(3/11/03 11:44:43 am)
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Small world, IB, we used to have a Johns Manville plant here in Natchez until a few years ago. Did you ever make it down this far?


And, by the way, "sigh-kick" is spelled "psychic". You had all the right letters, just not in the right order.



Edited by: SouthernMoss at: 3/11/03 11:46:15 am

ibtrukn
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(3/12/03 10:38:34 am)
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NO Sothern I was runnin kinda local (300 miles) in them days. Ran outta da JM plant in Manville NJ...not da "garden spot of da werld" by any stretch.
Got a history fo da rite things in da rong order...capeesh? Ya gotta come up on da live chat sometime, Zig, Cointoss me an some othe rmiscreant had a nice chat dere yesstidy

SouthernMoss
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(3/12/03 10:50:28 am)
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I saw there were a couple of people in live chat last night when I got on, but I never did poke my head in to see who was there. You guys will have to holler at me next time you are in there.