"HELL....WHATEVER"!!!!!!! - The Firearms Forum

rooter · 03-17-2010, 03:53 PM

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical..

Asked the basic items..

'How much do you weigh?' she asks.

'115,' she says.

The nurse puts her on the scale..

It turns out her weight is 140 ..

The nurse asks, 'Your height?'

'5 foot 8,' she says.

The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'.

She then takes her blood pressure

And tells the woman it is very high.

'Of course it's high!' she screams,

'When I came in here I was tall and slender!

Now I'm short and fat!'

Flour and Water

How come when you mix water
and flour together

you get glue?..

and then you add eggs

and sugar...

and you get cake?

Where did the glue go?

NEED AN ANSWER?

You know darned well where it went!

That's what makes the cake
Stick to your BUTT

Send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle), if you like....

We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.

big steve · 03-17-2010, 04:31 PM

03-17-2010, 03:53 PM	#1
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,271	"HELL....WHATEVER"!!!!!!! A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.. Asked the basic items.. 'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '115,' she says. The nurse puts her on the scale.. It turns out her weight is 140 .. The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 8,' she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'. She then takes her blood pressure And tells the woman it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' she screams, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!' Flour and Water How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?.. and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go? NEED AN ANSWER? You know darned well where it went! That's what makes the cake Stick to your BUTT Send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle), if you like.... We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling. __________________ -->

03-17-2010, 04:31 PM	#2
big steve Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 622	Re: "HELL....WHATEVER"!!!!!!! lol __________________ I HAVE GIVEN YOU A REPUBLC IF YOU CAN KEEP IT "Benjamin Franklin"