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|03-17-2010, 03:53 PM||#1|
*VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix.
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical..
Asked the basic items..
'How much do you weigh?' she asks.
'115,' she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale..
It turns out her weight is 140 ..
The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
'5 foot 8,' she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'.
She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' she screams,
'When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!'
Flour and Water
How come when you mix water
and flour together
you get glue?..
and then you add eggs
and you get cake?
Where did the glue go?
NEED AN ANSWER?
You know darned well where it went!
That's what makes the cake
Stick to your BUTT
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