the wizard - The Firearms Forum

skiingfool1974 · 05-29-2003, 12:37 AM

An old man goes to see the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.

"Maybe I can remove your curse," the Wizard told the man, "but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation, "'I now pronounce you man and wife'."

05-29-2003, 05:14 AM

ouch!

Is that why some call it a fighting license instead of a marriage license?

05-29-2003, 12:37 AM	#1
skiingfool1974 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 242	the wizard An old man goes to see the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. "Maybe I can remove your curse," the Wizard told the man, "but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "'I now pronounce you man and wife'." -->

05-29-2003, 05:14 AM	#2
warpig Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	ouch! Is that why some call it a fighting license instead of a marriage license?