A Little Office Prayer

nighthawk
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(10/19/01 12:03:32 pm)
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change

The courage to change the things I cannot accept

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off

And also, help me to be careful of the of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass I might have to kiss tomorrow

Help me to always give 100% at work
12% on Mondays
23% on Tuesdays
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursdays
5% on Fridays

And help me remember.....

When I"m having a bad day, and it seems that people are really trying to piss me off

That it takes 42 muscles to frown

but only 4 to extend my finger and tell them to F**K OFF!

Amen


TShooters
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Posts: 664
(10/19/01 4:31:12 pm)
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Re: A Little Office Prayer
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he he he, Stan H.!

Good one! Only four muscles, eh??

Sharon