The Lemon Picker - The Firearms Forum

dons2346 · 09-08-2010, 09:25 PM

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"
"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama."

xm774u · 09-11-2010, 09:57 PM

Oneida Steve · 09-12-2010, 04:22 PM

Did she also have stock in Enron?

09-08-2010, 09:25 PM	#1
dons2346 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Move between WA and points south Contributor Posts: 1,415	The Lemon Picker The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama." __________________ "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785 -->

09-11-2010, 09:57 PM	#2
xm774u Former Guest Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: beond the great abiss Posts: 179	Re: The Lemon Picker lol

09-12-2010, 04:22 PM	#3
Oneida Steve Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,028	Re: The Lemon Picker Did she also have stock in Enron?