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Gunfyter · 07-06-2006, 07:14 AM

Sorry, I couldn't help myself on this one.

Wayne the Painter

There was a tradesman, a painter called Wayne, who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often would thin down paint to make it go a wee bit further.

As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Church decided to do a big restoration job including the painting of one of their biggest buildings.

Wayne put in a bid, and because his price was so low, he got the job. And so he set to erecting the scaffolds, setting up the planks, buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning down the paint with turpentine.

Well, Wayne was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder. The sky opened, the rain poured down, washing the thinned paint from all over the church and knocking Wayne clear off the scaffold. He landed on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.

Wayne was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got down on his knees and cried: "Oh, God! Forgive me! What should I do?"

And amidst the thunder and lightning, a mighty voice spoke...

"REPAINT! REPAINT! AND THIN NO MORE!"

inplanotx · 07-06-2006, 08:30 AM

GROAN!!

Pistolenschutze · 07-06-2006, 03:53 PM

You know, Gun, in some parts of the country, puns that bad are considered adequate cause for justifiable homicide.

Marlin · 07-06-2006, 06:46 PM

That one speaks for itself????????????????

SouthernMoss · 07-06-2006, 06:52 PM

armedandsafe · 07-06-2006, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Bad Joke
Posted by Gunfyter

Isn't that a redundancy?

Pops

southernshooter · 07-06-2006, 09:25 PM

My shaking head smiley won't work

glocknut · 07-06-2006, 10:36 PM

mike
gn

SouthernMoss · 07-07-2006, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by armedandsafe

Quote:

Bad Joke
Posted by Gunfyter

Isn't that a redundancy?

Pops

07-06-2006, 07:14 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Bad Joke... Sorry, I couldn't help myself on this one. Wayne the Painter There was a tradesman, a painter called Wayne, who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often would thin down paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Church decided to do a big restoration job including the painting of one of their biggest buildings. Wayne put in a bid, and because his price was so low, he got the job. And so he set to erecting the scaffolds, setting up the planks, buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning down the paint with turpentine. Well, Wayne was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder. The sky opened, the rain poured down, washing the thinned paint from all over the church and knocking Wayne clear off the scaffold. He landed on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint. Wayne was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got down on his knees and cried: "Oh, God! Forgive me! What should I do?" And amidst the thunder and lightning, a mighty voice spoke... "REPAINT! REPAINT! AND THIN NO MORE!" __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

07-06-2006, 08:30 AM	#2
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Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: Bad Joke... You know, Gun, in some parts of the country, puns that bad are considered adequate cause for justifiable homicide. __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

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Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Bad Joke... That one speaks for itself???????????????? __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

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SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Bad Joke... __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

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