Size Doesn't matter - The Firearms Forum

berto64 · 10-12-2006, 09:59 AM

Size doesn't matter

Farmer's wives will enjoy this.

Sam, an Indiana farmer, was sitting at the table, while his wife, Dottie, was preparing dinner. Dottie bent over to remove the chicken tenders from the oven. As she bent over, Sam playfully remarked, "Honey, your butt's as big as a combine."

Dottie removed the chicken and continued preparing dinner, saying nothing that was audible. As she put their dinner on the table, she dropped the pepper shaker on the floor. While she was bent over to pick it up, Sam remarked, "Honey, I take that back. Your butt's as big as two combines!"

Dottie picked up the pepper shaker, slammed it on the table and served dinner, once again with no audible comment.

Later, after they had gone to bed, Sam started feeling a little frisky. As he cuddled up to Dottie, he immediately realized there was absolutely no response from her. Sam playfully tapped her on the shoulder and asked why she was so frigid. Clearly irritated, Dottie could no longer hold her tongue, and very snidely replied,

"Do you really think that I'm gonna fire up $300,000 worth of machinery for one little old dried up corn cob?"

Nighthawk · 10-12-2006, 10:17 PM

good come back

Marlin · 10-13-2006, 08:02 AM

and, at least, for the time being, he is still alive - -

I presume......

Deputy Dawg · 10-13-2006, 08:21 AM

inplanotx · 10-13-2006, 10:07 AM

Good one Berto!

pickenup · 10-13-2006, 12:03 PM

Guess they were newlyweds.
Any man married long enough KNOWS better.

10-12-2006, 09:59 AM	#1
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,385	Size Doesn't matter Size doesn't matter Farmer's wives will enjoy this. Sam, an Indiana farmer, was sitting at the table, while his wife, Dottie, was preparing dinner. Dottie bent over to remove the chicken tenders from the oven. As she bent over, Sam playfully remarked, "Honey, your butt's as big as a combine." Dottie removed the chicken and continued preparing dinner, saying nothing that was audible. As she put their dinner on the table, she dropped the pepper shaker on the floor. While she was bent over to pick it up, Sam remarked, "Honey, I take that back. Your butt's as big as two combines!" Dottie picked up the pepper shaker, slammed it on the table and served dinner, once again with no audible comment. Later, after they had gone to bed, Sam started feeling a little frisky. As he cuddled up to Dottie, he immediately realized there was absolutely no response from her. Sam playfully tapped her on the shoulder and asked why she was so frigid. Clearly irritated, Dottie could no longer hold her tongue, and very snidely replied, "Do you really think that I'm gonna fire up $300,000 worth of machinery for one little old dried up corn cob?" __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God. -->

10-12-2006, 10:17 PM	#2
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Size Doesn't matter good come back __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

10-13-2006, 08:02 AM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Size Doesn't matter and, at least, for the time being, he is still alive - - I presume...... __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

10-13-2006, 08:21 AM	#4
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: Size Doesn't matter __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

10-13-2006, 10:07 AM	#5
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Size Doesn't matter Good one Berto! __________________

10-13-2006, 12:03 PM	#6
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,837	Re: Size Doesn't matter Guess they were newlyweds. Any man married long enough KNOWS better. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine