Time for silliness. You serious minded folks can skip this thread! - The Firearms Forum

hkruss · 01-27-2012, 08:55 PM

O.K., now that it's just us silly people here, who enjoy juvenile humor -
we're gonna find out what your porn star name would be.

What you do is, take the name of the first pet you ever had, and add the name of the first street you can remember living on. This will give you the first and last name of your porn star name.

For instance, first pet I had was a cat named Thurmon, and I lived on Montrose Avenue.
So my porn name would be Thurmon Montrose (perhaps you've seen some of my work!)

Obviously, if your first address was on 117th St or Hwy. 90 or such, then you have a problem, and you might be unsuited for this profession. You now have two choices. Either keep going through your addresses until you find a street name that will work, or just use the first name. (And pray that your pet's name wasn't Fluffy or Flower or something like that!)

Alright, let's hear 'em!

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JLA · 01-27-2012, 09:10 PM

Rowdy Pioneer.. WTF, thats a goofy cowboy name not a pornstar name..

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hkruss · 01-27-2012, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JLA

Rowdy Pioneer.. WTF, thats a goofy cowboy name not a pornstar name..

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With a name like that, you would be the biggest star in the Western theme porn movies. Granted, it's a niche market but, ... you would own it!

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H-D · 01-27-2012, 09:27 PM

spike walker

Rocketman1 · 01-27-2012, 09:32 PM

Conney Blaine

JLA · 01-27-2012, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hkruss

With a name like that, you would be the biggest star in the Western theme porn movies. Granted, it's a niche market but, ... you would own it!

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Story behind the pet and the street..

I lived on Pioneer Dr next to the cemetery in Keene TX when i was a kid. The first pet I can remember was a pit-bull my mom and dad named rowdy. He grew up mean and tried to bite my lil brothers face off one day because my bro got too close to his food bowl. My dad grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and slit his throat with a stilletto and he bled to death in the kitchen floor.

Its sort of a morbid and violent pornstar name eh..

Claudius Valarium · 01-27-2012, 09:41 PM

Wait for it . . . .

Wait for it . . . . . .

Baby Sumack

I'm not spainin' nuttin'

Carne Frio · 01-27-2012, 09:50 PM

Shep Madera

geds · 01-27-2012, 10:31 PM

Sport Austin - no relation to Steve....and not stone cold - stone hot!

flyingtiger85 · 01-27-2012, 10:33 PM

Ha!Ha!

BradleyCole09 · 01-28-2012, 12:11 AM

goofus gamble .

marlin795 · 01-28-2012, 12:30 AM

Bo Palmer

herohog · 01-28-2012, 12:31 AM

"Midnight Rice" FTW

Country101 · 01-28-2012, 12:55 AM

Sassy Lake...... Man, I wouldnt do good in that profession with a name like that. I think I would end up in the wrong kind of films.

joncutt87 · 01-28-2012, 01:21 AM

Hunter Springway

steve4102 · 01-28-2012, 06:37 AM

Hildegard Maple

carver · 01-28-2012, 06:46 AM

First dog "Baby Dog". We lived on Sunset Blvd. Baby Sunset! That won't work!!!

Juker · 01-28-2012, 06:58 AM

Jasper Haverhill.

Nemesis of Rowdy Pioneer, in such Western porn classics as "Long Barreled Colt" and "Smooth Action".

Woodnut · 01-28-2012, 07:05 AM

I will have to pass on this one. My first dogs name was Spot and we lived on Fishers Landing Road. So this one is out of the question.
Wasn't meant to be a porn star anyway.

The Duke · 01-28-2012, 07:29 AM

Bush Pilot...

howlnmad · 01-28-2012, 07:36 AM

I'm not sure that I'd get much work...

Rascal New Hampshire

Rascal Second

Rascal Afterglow (maybe)

Rascal Clinton (we know that name has seen some action)

cycloneman · 01-28-2012, 08:46 AM

shotzie general

omg it would actually work. who came up with this?

actuall i would take the 3 name

shotzie general taylor

hkruss · 01-28-2012, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Juker

Jasper Haverhill.

Nemesis of Rowdy Pioneer, in such Western porn classics as "Long Barreled Colt" and "Smooth Action".

Laughed 'til my eyes watered!

Was that you who starred in, "Rode Hard, Put Away Wet"?!!!

These names are cracking me up!

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august1410 · 01-28-2012, 09:07 AM

Roscoe Susquehanna.

time2shoot · 01-28-2012, 09:21 AM

pork chop 15

01-27-2012, 08:55 PM	#1
hkruss Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mobile, Al. Posts: 1,092	Time for silliness. You serious minded folks can skip this thread! O.K., now that it's just us silly people here, who enjoy juvenile humor - we're gonna find out what your porn star name would be. What you do is, take the name of the first pet you ever had, and add the name of the first street you can remember living on. This will give you the first and last name of your porn star name. For instance, first pet I had was a cat named Thurmon, and I lived on Montrose Avenue. So my porn name would be Thurmon Montrose (perhaps you've seen some of my work!) Obviously, if your first address was on 117th St or Hwy. 90 or such, then you have a problem, and you might be unsuited for this profession. You now have two choices. Either keep going through your addresses until you find a street name that will work, or just use the first name. (And pray that your pet's name wasn't Fluffy or Flower or something like that!) Alright, let's hear 'em! . __________________ obama - "non gratum anus rodentum" -->

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