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dons2346 · 06-14-2010, 06:22 PM

Mexican Jews

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in
Los Angeles one day. Sid asks Al, "Do you know if any people of our
faith were born and raised in Mexico ?" Al replies, "I don't know, let's
ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Al asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" The
waiter says, "I don't know, Senor, I ask the cooks."
He returns from the kitchen a few minutes later and says, "No, Senor,
the cook say no Mexican Jews." Al isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you
absolutely sure?" The waiter, realizing he is dealing with 'Gringos,'
replies, "I check once again, Senor."

While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that
there are no Jews in Mexico . Our people are scattered everywhere."
The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook say there is no
Mexican Jews." Al asks, "Are you certain? I just can't believe there
are no Mexican Jews." The exasperated waiter says, "Senor, I ask
EVERYONE... all we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews and
Tomato Jews!"

Carne Frio · 06-14-2010, 09:27 PM

That's a good one ! There is an actual history of Jews in
New Mexico, who are of Mexican heritage.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/29/na...9religion.html

jack404 · 06-15-2010, 01:17 AM

dem arabs dont like them jews, no matter what the spelling or flavour

wpage · 06-15-2010, 05:48 AM

Prune Jews?

blackcat_attilio · 06-15-2010, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dons2346

Mexican Jews

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in
Los Angeles one day. Sid asks Al, "Do you know if any people of our
faith were born and raised in Mexico ?" Al replies, "I don't know, let's
ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Al asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" The
waiter says, "I don't know, Senor, I ask the cooks."
He returns from the kitchen a few minutes later and says, "No, Senor,
the cook say no Mexican Jews." Al isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you
absolutely sure?" The waiter, realizing he is dealing with 'Gringos,'
replies, "I check once again, Senor."

While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that
there are no Jews in Mexico . Our people are scattered everywhere."
The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook say there is no
Mexican Jews." Al asks, "Are you certain? I just can't believe there
are no Mexican Jews." The exasperated waiter says, "Senor, I ask
EVERYONE... all we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews and
Tomato Jews!"

that's goooooood!!!!!!!

Alpo · 06-15-2010, 10:22 AM

Robin Williams did that, years ago.

Mork from Ork, while making his report to Orkin, told about finding a new religion that worshiped O. J. Simpson. Orkin replied, "The Juice?" Mork answered, "Yes, and the gentiles, too."

06-14-2010, 06:22 PM	#1
dons2346 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Move between WA and points south Contributor Posts: 1,415	Mexican Jews Mexican Jews Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles one day. Sid asks Al, "Do you know if any people of our faith were born and raised in Mexico ?" Al replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter." When the waiter arrives, Al asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" The waiter says, "I don't know, Senor, I ask the cooks." He returns from the kitchen a few minutes later and says, "No, Senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews." Al isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?" The waiter, realizing he is dealing with 'Gringos,' replies, "I check once again, Senor." While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico . Our people are scattered everywhere." The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook say there is no Mexican Jews." Al asks, "Are you certain? I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews." The exasperated waiter says, "Senor, I ask EVERYONE... all we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews and Tomato Jews!" __________________ "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785 -->

06-14-2010, 09:27 PM	#2
Carne Frio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Near Fairbanks Posts: 699	Re: Mexican Jews That's a good one ! There is an actual history of Jews in New Mexico, who are of Mexican heritage. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/29/na...9religion.html

06-15-2010, 01:17 AM	#3
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: Mexican Jews dem arabs dont like them jews, no matter what the spelling or flavour Attached Images

06-15-2010, 05:48 AM	#4
wpage Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,471	Re: Mexican Jews Prune Jews? __________________ "You shall recieve power" Acts 1:8 W

06-15-2010, 10:22 AM	#6
Alpo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NW Florida Posts: 8,664	Re: Mexican Jews Robin Williams did that, years ago. Mork from Ork, while making his report to Orkin, told about finding a new religion that worshiped O. J. Simpson. Orkin replied, "The Juice?" Mork answered, "Yes, and the gentiles, too." __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy, and taste good with catsup - George of Lod, Year of Our Lord 297 I always take precautions. Beware the Evil Bullet Fairies.