A newly married couple are honeymooning in India. As they're walking through a
bazaar they see a sign that reads: "Magic sandals. Guaranteed to improve your
sex life." The couple walk into the shop and are greeted by the shopkeeper.
"These magic sandals," he tells the wife, "will increase your husband's sex
drive and make him an accomplished lover." The wife tells the shopkeeper that
her husband wears a size 10, and that he'd like to try them on. So the husband
sits down, puts on the sandals and gets a gleam in his eye that his wife has
never seen before. The husband rips his pants off, bends the shopkeeper over the
counter and goes to town. Frantically the shopkeeper screams, "The sandals!
You've got them on the wrong feet!"
Be who you are & say what you will,
Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter.
I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.