His/Her Diary - The Firearms Forum

zfk55 · 05-20-2009, 07:39 AM

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and
not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried.. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY:

My rifle wouldn't sight in today, but at least I got laid.

Latigo

cycloneman · 05-20-2009, 08:00 AM

thats about right.

ampaterry · 05-20-2009, 09:24 AM

Women are concerned with relationships, feelings, emotions, appearances, mental states, art, and a myriad of things.

Men aare concerned with their guns.

45nut · 05-20-2009, 09:47 AM

It doesn't get any simpler than that.

4EvrLearning · 05-21-2009, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ampaterry

Women are concerned with relationships, feelings, emotions, appearances, mental states, art, and a myriad of things.

Men are concerned with their guns.

Thanks for breaking the "Man Code" ampaterry! But you forgot the "other thing" men are concerned about............ *hair flip* ~

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oscarmayer · 05-21-2009, 05:48 AM

this posting is extra funny because it's also so true. and it doesn't have to be about guns it could be the male lost a bet , his favorite sports team just lost another game, he thought he heard a strange rattle while driving his car. he can hit the ball a mile while golfing but can't putt to save his ass..... the list is long and endless.

ampaterry · 05-21-2009, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by 4EvrLearning

Thanks for breaking the "Man Code" ampaterry! But you forgot the "other thing" men are concerned about............ *hair flip* ~

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There are two kinds of guns -

oscarmayer · 05-21-2009, 07:46 AM

thanks now i have the picture of r lee emery (sp) doing the "this is your rifle this is your gun " speach

ampaterry · 05-21-2009, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oscarmayer

thanks now i have the picture of r lee emery (sp) doing the "this is your rifle this is your gun " speach

Just what I was thinking of when I posted it.

FJF0311 · 05-21-2009, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4EvrLearning

Thanks for breaking the "Man Code" ampaterry! But you forgot the "other thing" men are concerned about............ *hair flip* ~

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HA,HA,
Thats right!

That's got me into more trouble than all the others!

But I still love her!

(At least as long as that is still working

)

4EvrLearning · 05-22-2009, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ampaterry

There are two kinds of guns -

eek....

kutaho · 05-22-2009, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4EvrLearning

Thanks for breaking the "Man Code" ampaterry! But you forgot the "other thing" men are concerned about............ *hair flip* ~

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That hair flip made me flinch

4EvrLearning · 05-23-2009, 12:37 AM

lol kutaho.....

05-20-2009, 07:39 AM	#1
zfk55 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lost Prairie Montana Posts: 237	His/Her Diary Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried.. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. HIS DIARY: My rifle wouldn't sight in today, but at least I got laid. Latigo __________________ Latigo A Montanan and an actual American with a real American Birth Certificate. -->

05-20-2009, 08:00 AM	#2
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,407	Re: His/Her Diary thats about right. __________________ Who are you going to serve today?

05-20-2009, 09:24 AM	#3
ampaterry TFF Admin Staff Chaplain Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Tennessee Contributor Posts: 6,301	Re: His/Her Diary Women are concerned with relationships, feelings, emotions, appearances, mental states, art, and a myriad of things. Men aare concerned with their guns. __________________ A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders. Larry Elder

05-20-2009, 09:47 AM	#4
45nut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,428	Re: His/Her Diary It doesn't get any simpler than that. __________________ A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. Shane Nemo me impune lacesset We recall the case of the Shoshone war band which showed up complete with one 30-30 rifle per man the week after Pearl Harbor, and simply wanted to have the enemy pointed out to them. "We hear there's a war going on and we want to go fight it." Jeff Cooper *KCCO*

05-21-2009, 05:48 AM	#6
oscarmayer Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Contributor Posts: 2,387	Re: His/Her Diary this posting is extra funny because it's also so true. and it doesn't have to be about guns it could be the male lost a bet , his favorite sports team just lost another game, he thought he heard a strange rattle while driving his car. he can hit the ball a mile while golfing but can't putt to save his ass..... the list is long and endless.

05-21-2009, 07:46 AM	#8
oscarmayer Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Contributor Posts: 2,387	Re: His/Her Diary thanks now i have the picture of r lee emery (sp) doing the "this is your rifle this is your gun " speach

05-23-2009, 12:37 AM	#13
4EvrLearning Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Left Coast Posts: 1,449	Re: His/Her Diary lol kutaho..... __________________ *"Until God is finished with me, I am immortal." Jonathan Edwards, American Theologian (1703-1758)*