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Old 02-19-2009, 05:17 PM   #1
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Cool The year is 2075 and the Klingons have taken

control of the border security anong the southwest border of the United States. Within weeks the United States finds itself with a huge budget surplus and contracts healthcare to the Borg. Citizens begin living longer and staying productive longer.

The United Nations is disbanded and all property of the defunct orginization is leased to Industrial Super Colliders Inc. to produce fuel for the power mills that have been recently aquired from the Vulcans. Life here is very good.

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Old 02-19-2009, 05:22 PM   #2
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Its not even Friday yet and you're drinking allready? Sheesh...

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Old 02-19-2009, 05:24 PM   #3
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glocknut, I am not sure but I am pretty sure that it is Friday some where in the Universe.
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:27 PM   #4
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Heck, I'm sure today is a Paid Holiday on some distant planet
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:34 PM   #5
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Jackson, I hear one of the new stimulus projects will be to build a factory in West Virginia for the manufacture of tinfoil hats, with free Valium and Thorazine available to all employees as an employment benefit . . .
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:38 PM   #6
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glocknut, I am not sure but I am pretty sure that it is Friday some where in the Universe.
Alan Jackson;Jimmy Buffett - It's Five O' Clock Somewhere

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Jackson, I hear one of the new stimulus projects will be to build a factory in West Virginia for the manufacture of tinfoil hats, with free Valium and Thorazine available to all employees as an employment benefit . . .
NO SH*T?!!! Where-do-i-sign-up??????

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Old 02-19-2009, 06:23 PM   #8
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WOOOOO HOOOOOO Valium, Thorazine and Tin Foil Hats! Let the party begin Pistol. I'll have to invite a roudy bunch and crack open a mason jar of white light'n to wash the pills down with.

Rumor has it they are putting the production facility under the Greenbriar Hotel.
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Old 02-19-2009, 06:53 PM   #9
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Resistance is futile.
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Old 02-19-2009, 07:09 PM   #10
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We don't want any harm to you, we're like your government.
Only here to HELP you. (We need strong slaves)
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