5 rules to Remember in Life! - The Firearms Forum

glens67 · 02-02-2012, 03:36 PM

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a
Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you
when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Reforming Liberals is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean
end.

woolleyworm · 02-02-2012, 03:38 PM

Haha, those are great. I always tell my kids that there are two simple rules that get you through 99.9% of life,

1 - say please, thank-you, sir and ma'am

2 - mind your mother !

99.9% of life's headaches made a lot easier!

Capt Mac Turk · 02-02-2012, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by woolleyworm

Haha, those are great. I always tell my kids that there are two simple rules that get you through 99.9% of life,

1 - say please, thank-you, sir and ma'am

2 - mind your mother !

99.9% of life's headaches made a lot easier!

My Mom passed when I was 11 but I remember my Pop's if I dident say Thank you, Yes Ma'am or Sir, if he was with'in arms reach I got slapped across the back of my head (the Super Shot) & ALLWAYS got the head tilt & look over the rim of his glasses with that I'm pizzed at you Boy look!

Better to be Nice to everyone cause, Everyone likes to be treated Nice!

02-02-2012, 03:36 PM	#1
glens67 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Middleton, ID Contributor Posts: 951	5 rules to Remember in Life! 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Reforming Liberals is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end. __________________ The fish is rotting from the head down—all is not well at the top of the political hierarchy. "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." Albert Einstein There is nothing more dangerous than a fanatic moron. Many problems we face today are there because people who work for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living. Molon Labe μολὼν λαβέ A Deo victoria Glen -->

02-02-2012, 03:38 PM	#2
woolleyworm TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SW Fort Worth Contributor Posts: 4,884	Re: 5 rules to Remember in Life! Haha, those are great. I always tell my kids that there are two simple rules that get you through 99.9% of life, 1 - say please, thank-you, sir and ma'am 2 - mind your mother ! 99.9% of life's headaches made a lot easier! __________________ . What are you gonna do, talk the alien to death? -- (on Sigourney Weaver's worry about Guns in Aliens) "Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands." "I carry a small gun to compensate for my huge Blue press." .