Sniper Precautions Cause Hubby to be Mad at Wife - The Firearms Forum

03-04-2003, 07:30 PM

Mithrandir
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(11/18/02 7:41:44 pm)
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HUSBAND: Okay, dearest. All you have to do is open the door, squat and then duck-walk to the pump. Open the gas cap and fill’er up. Now, how difficult can that be?

DEAREST: I’m scared. What if the Sniper is out there somewhere?

HUSBAND: Don’t worry, I’ll be right here on the floor-board with the SUV running.

DEAREST: What if he starts shooting at me?

HUSBAND: Zig Zag! Zig Zag! Dammit, we practiced that at home.

DEAREST: I don’t wanna!

HUSBAND: Dammit, Hillary! Get your Fat @ss out there and start pumping gas!

Esse Quam Videri

03-04-2003, 07:30 PM	#1
Guest Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	Sniper Precautions Cause Hubby to be Mad at Wife Mithrandir V.I.P. Member Posts: 377 (11/18/02 7:41:44 pm) Reply \| Edit \| Del All Sniper Precautions Cause Hubby to be Mad at Wife -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HUSBAND: Okay, dearest. All you have to do is open the door, squat and then duck-walk to the pump. Open the gas cap and fill’er up. Now, how difficult can that be? DEAREST: I’m scared. What if the Sniper is out there somewhere? HUSBAND: Don’t worry, I’ll be right here on the floor-board with the SUV running. DEAREST: What if he starts shooting at me? HUSBAND: Zig Zag! Zig Zag! Dammit, we practiced that at home. DEAREST: I don’t wanna! HUSBAND: Dammit, Hillary! Get your Fat @ss out there and start pumping gas! Esse Quam Videri -->