Here's a solution to all gun lovers problems. Lets throw all the bleeding heart liberals in jail! That way, they can already be there to comfort and hold hands with the poor, misunderstood criminals. They can console each other about the danger of guns. The libs can practice pleading for their lives while the prisoners practice intimidation and brute force. They can talk for years about crime and the "root causes" so the libs can forgive them before they cut the libs throats.
Here's another good idea. We all need target practice, right? Lets put benches 100 yd.s from a prison rec area. Then shoot at the inmates as they present themselves in view. We could probably get some good "moving target" practice, too.
I ought to run for president. I will probably be a better choice than what we will have to pick from!