An American Tourist... - The Firearms Forum

glocknut · 06-11-2009, 10:54 PM

A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe.

"This place," the guide told them, "is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing replaced in all those years."

"Wow," said one woman dryly, "they must have the same landlord I have."

Mr. Nameless · 06-12-2009, 07:24 PM

Where do you get these horrible jokes?

whitemach · 06-12-2009, 10:07 PM

USMCSpeedy · 06-12-2009, 10:24 PM

The exact reason I don't rent.

glocknut · 06-13-2009, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Nameless

Where do you get these horrible jokes?

Here and there...

mike
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Marlin · 06-13-2009, 02:31 PM

06-11-2009, 10:54 PM	#1
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	An American Tourist... A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. "This place," the guide told them, "is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing replaced in all those years." "Wow," said one woman dryly, "they must have the same landlord I have." __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone.... -->

06-12-2009, 07:24 PM	#2
Mr. Nameless Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Coast of N.C. Posts: 1,264	Re: An American Tourist... Where do you get these horrible jokes? __________________ Signed ~BMP Two classifications of terrorist dead and not dead enough

06-12-2009, 10:07 PM	#3
whitemach V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: U.S.A Posts: 109	Re: An American Tourist... __________________ the best way for evil men to succeed,is for good men to do nothing,,,,down with socialism

06-12-2009, 10:24 PM	#4
USMCSpeedy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 627	Re: An American Tourist... The exact reason I don't rent. __________________ If all else fails, VOTE FROM THE ROOFTOPS Trying to reform a liberal is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end. What this country needs is more family trees that will produce more lumber and fewer nuts!

06-13-2009, 02:31 PM	#6
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: An American Tourist... __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*